Score: 3

"The idea's old, but you executed it well enough."

submission: Saddam's Gift

date: December 15, 2003

Like I said, I think everyone here is kind of tired of these Saddam-type movies where he (and other people we all wish would die) gets killed. Still, you didn't animate it like a retarded two year old, so I can't complain too much about this... It's just a tired idea is all. Plus, I think the fact that we caught Saddam yesterday kind of ruins it even more, don't you think?

Score: 5

"Yeah, that definately looked like JoeCartoon."

submission: Meditation!

date: November 20, 2003

I would have given you a lot more for style if I thought it was your own, too. Still, it was good enough to make me laugh, and the animation was fine, so I give you a passing score for that.
Also, try to make your next movie with a better ending... That just kind of fell apart there.

Score: 9

"Great parody!"

submission: Kung-fu 8-bit fight

date: November 18, 2003

What sold it to me were the points that kept popping up every time he made a hit. This was funny as hell, and I definately laughed. I hope you have some more ideas for this.

Score: 8

"There were some things holding this back."

submission: Love To You

date: November 18, 2003

This movie was pretty damn good as far as I'm concerned, but it sort of fell apart at the end when the music stopped... It had a feeling that it kind of dragged on a little longer than it should have. But, that's a minor problem when compared to your ability to animate with Flash. Also, try to compress your music a lot more than you did since there's no reason for this to be over 5 Megs. I think this movie's great, and it actually had a pleasant feeling to it with the ending.
Congratulations on your happiness with her, by the way.

Score: 8

"That was some great animation."

submission: Skycastle Teaser

date: November 18, 2003

What little animation you had there was truly great, indeed! I definately look forward to your finished version of it. What I didn't really care for though was that it seemed more like an advertisement to your website than anything else. Still, it was good none the less, and if you have a completed version or are working on one, please submit it here.
Great work!

Score: 6

"I remember submitting something like this once."

submission: Grasshopper Bar Joke

date: November 17, 2003

I did one about a fighter pilot and a C-130 pilot, but it ended up getting Blammed. I apprectiate your style in making a joke into a Flash movie and hope this makes it past judgement since it's a fairly decent punchline, though a bit goofy!

Score: 8

"Damn, that was funny!"

submission: B00T CAMP

date: November 13, 2003

You must be in the Army, because that's exactly how it was when I got to Ft. Knox last summer. I wished it was a lot longer, though. Still, it was funny as hell. Especially when he turned into a clone after his hair was cut. Only two kinds of people at Basic... There're those with BCG's and those without!

Score: 2

"Fucking clocks and locks! It's getting OLD!"

submission: Unfinished Work 01

date: September 24, 2003

No plot, no storyline, unfinished, and it's part of the tired old clock/lock/and now even muffin bullshit. Until I actually see something new happen with this crap, I'm going to start blamming every clock and lock I see, god damnit!
Your animation and sound sync was good, though... But for the love of god! Grrrr.

Score: 5

"Reminds me of basic training!"

submission: D.A.F Level 1

date: September 24, 2003

I don't really like having to shoot them in the head to kill them, but hey, it's supposed to be hard, right? I've heard about Swift 3D that's supposed to be able to create some great 3D graphics for Flash. Haven't been able to check it out yet, but maybe that's what you're looking for.
I liked this game. Just like the pop up "Ivans" at Ft. Knox this past summer.

Score: 1

"It's just been done too much already."

submission: blue vs. red

date: September 24, 2003

The sound complimented the movie really well, but the animation kind of sucked. Maybe it was because you based it on characters that weren't drawn worth crap in the first place. Your replay button needs to be worked on. I don't like having to place my cursor directly on a thin line of the word "Replay" to touch the button. And what the hell was up with the little blue guy in the window?